အေမ..သူ႕သမီးအခန္းကိုျဖတ္သြားစဥ ္..အိပ္ရာခင္းကို..သပ္သပ္ရပ္ရပ္ေခါက္ထားျပီး..အားလံုးသန္႕သန္႕ရွင္းရွင္း ျဖစ္ေနတာျမင္ေတာ့အံၾသသြားသ ည္..

အိပ္ရာေဘးက..မွန္တင္ခံုေပၚမွာ..စာအိတ္တခုေထာင္ထားတာေတြ႕သြ ားသည္။..အေမသို႕..လို႕ေရးထားသည္..။

သူမ..တုန္လႈပ္စြာျဖင့္..စာအိတ္ကိုေဖာက္ျပီး..စာကိုဖြင့္ဖတ္လိုက္သည္...။

အေမ

သမီး..ဒီစာကိုေရးေနတဲ့အခ်ိန္မွာ..အရမ္းလည္းေနာင္တရတယ္..၀မ္းလည္းနည္းတယ္..။...သမီး..သမီးရည္းစားနဲ႕..ခုိးရာလိုက္သြားျပီ..အေမ...သမီးေတာ့.

.တကယ့္ကိုသမီးခ်စ္တဲ့လူကိုေ တြ႕ျပီ...သူက..သူရဲ႕နားကြင္း..ေဆးမင္ေၾကာင္..နဲ႕သူ၀တ္တဲ့..

အ၀တ္အစားနဲ႕..တကယ္ကိုပဲၾကည့္လို႕ေကာင္းတ ယ္..။...ဒါေပမဲ့..သမီး..သူ႕ေနာက္လိုက္သြားတာ..

ဒါတခုတည္းေၾကာင့္မဟုတ္ဘူး..အေမ..သမီးမွာ..ကုိယ္၀န္ရိွေနျပီ..။..သူကေျပာတယ္.သမီးတို႕

ေပ်ာ္ေပ်ာ္ရြင္ရြင္ေနၾကရမွ ာတဲ့..။..ေတာထဲမွာ..သူပိုင္တဲ့..တဲေလးရိွတယ္တဲ့..။သူက..သမီးနဲ႕အတူ..ကေလးေတြအမ်ားၾကီးလိုခ်င္တယ ္တဲ့....။

.သူကသမီးတို႕..ေဆးေျခာက္ေတြ..ကိုကင္းေတြကိုစိုက္ျပီး..အသက္ေမြးၾကမယ္တဲ့ေလ..။...အဲဒီ့အခ်ိန္အတြင္းမွာ..သမီးတို႕..

ေအအိုင္ဒီအက္စ္ကို..ကုလို႕ရမယ့္..ေဆးေပၚလာပါေစလို႕..ဆုေတာင္းမယ္..ဒါမွ..သမီးရည္းစားျမန္ျမန္သက္သာမ ွာ..။

သမီးတို႕အတြက္..စိတ္မပူပါနဲ႕အေမ..။..သမီးက..အခုဆို..၁၅ႏွစ္ေတာင္ေရာက္ေနျပီ..ကိုယ္ကုိယ့္ကို.ဘယ္လိုဂရုစိုက္ရမယ္ဆိုတာ..

သမီးသိပါတယ္..။တေန႕ေန႕ၾကရင္..အေမတို႕ဆီ..သမီးတို႕ျပန္လာျပီး..အေမ့ေျမးေလးေတြကို..လာျပမွာပါ..

အေမ့ရဲ႕..သမီး..
ဂ်ဴလိုင္..

PS: အေမ..အေပၚမွာေရးထားတာေတြ..တခုမွ..မဟုတ္ဘူးသိလား..။..သမီးအခု..သမီးသူငယ္ခ်င္းအိမ္မွာ..။...ဘ၀မွာ..သမီးမွန္တင္ခံုေပၚက.အံဆြဲထဲက.
report cardထက္..ပိုျပီးဆိုးရြားတဲ့..အရာေတြရိွတယ္ဆိုတာ..သိေစခ်င္လို႕ပါ..။..သမီးအိမ္ျပန္လို႕..စိတ္ခ်ရျပီးဆိုရင္..သမီးဆီဖုန္းဆက္လိုက္ေနာ္......။

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I got a funny conversation from one of my friends

it is really funny I hope u all will like it too :p

http://www.crazycmh.net/funny.mp3

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I think most of you have read this joke before.

Consul:your name pls?

Arabian:Abdul-Aziz

Consul:sex?

Arabian:Six times aweek

Consul:I mean female or male?

Arabian:Both female and male.sometimes,even goats

Consul:Holy-cow!

Arabian:yes,cows and dogs too.

Consul:Man,isnt it hostile?

Aarbian:horse style,dog style,any style

Consul:Oh dear!

Arabian:deer?No deer.they run too fast

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John is an 8 years old kid and one day ,while he was playing in his yard , he suddenly heard a very strange voice coming from his neighbor’ house.

He was so curious and he wanted to know where it came from. Therefore, he peaked into his neighbor’s house through window.

He saw that Ms. Jennifer, a widow, was lying naked on her bed and rubbing her body and moaning;”Oh God, I need a man, I need a man “.

The 8 years old John was too young to understand what she was doing and what was happening to her. So, he was just confused about that.

Next day, when he came back from school, he peaked again into his neighbor and he saw that Ms. Jennifer was sleeping with a man in the bed.

He was surprised and then, he became realized one thing. Therefore, he ran into his house, locked the door, took off his clothes, laid on the bed, rubbed his body and said;

“Oh God, I need a bike, I need a bike.”

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One day a little girl came running into her house yelling, “Mommy, I got five dollars!”

The mother was curious, so she asked her child where she got the five dollars from.

The little girl replied, ”Tommy down the street gave me five dollars for doing cartwheel while he sat in the tree.

The mother told her daughter,
“Don’t you know that Tommy is just trying to see your panties?”

”OOOOhhhh” said the little girl.

The next day the little girl came running into the house yelling, “Mommy, I got ten dollars. The mother asked, “Where did you get the ten dollars from?”

The little girl replied, “Tommy down the street gave me ten dollars for doing a cartwheel while he sat up in the tree and laughed.”

The mother replied, “Didn’t I tell you that he is…”

Before the mother could finish, the little girl said, ”Wait Mommy. I tricked him, I didn’t wear any panties today.”

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Construction worker on the 5th floor of a building needed a handsaw. So he spots another worker on the ground floor and yells down to him, but he can’t hear him. So the worker on the 5th floor tries sign language.

He pointed to his eye meaning “I”, pointed to his knee meaning “need”, then moved his hand back and forth in a hand saw motion. The man on the ground floor smiles and nods his head. And then, he pulls down his pants, whips out his chop and starts masturbating.

The worker on 5th floor gets so pissed off he runs down to the ground floor and says, “What the f**k is your problem!!! I said I needed a hand saw!”. The other guy says,
“I knew that! I was just trying to tell you - I’m coming!”

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